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Four records, one elephant, no excuses left.
Samson has been on every cover since the beginning. He carries the weight I write about, which is most of the joke and all of the point.
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Every one of these was pressed in a small run. What is listed is what exists.
Why an elephant
His name is Samson. He showed up on the first cover because I needed something that looked like it was carrying more than it should be and did not complain about it. He has been on everything since.
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